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An 89-year-old war veteran has been found covered in blood after mice chewed his head at an Australian nursing home.

The man was discovered in a state of distress at the state government-run nursing home in south west Queensland.

Local MP Ray Hopper likened the situation to the Third World.

“I’m told by the elderly man’s daughter that the poor old fellow had been trying to brush the mice away as they continued chewing his ears, head and neck,” he said.

“He was so stressed that doctors put him on morphine to calm him down. He nearly died on Saturday night. He was being eaten alive.”

The attack came to light when the man’s daughter complained to the MP.

Queensland’s Health Minister Paul Lucas has apologised to the victim and his family, and offered to relocate other residents of the facility.

The man’s daughter said her father was unaware the mice attack took place.

“Because of his age, he’s bed-ridden and he has limited communication ability,” she said.

The woman told of her disbelief after seeing the injuries on Sunday. “It wasn’t just a little nip. It wasn’t nice at all,” she said.

She added how her family still had complete faith in the nursing home staff, who have had a close relationship with the man during his two years there.

But Australia’s Ageing Minister Justine Elliot has ordered an investigation into the procedures and processes at the home in Dalby, 130 miles west of Brisbane.

Karingal Nursing Home, an 80-bed facility with 22 residents over the age of 90, cannot operate without accreditation.

Extra staff and pest control contractors have been called in to deal with the vermin, a Queensland Health spokeswoman said.

What John saves on gas, he spends on gloves.

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Explanation: Are those UFOs near that mountain? No — they are multilayered lenticular clouds. Moist air forced to flow upward around mountain tops can create lenticular clouds. Water droplets condense from moist air cooled below the dew point, and clouds are opaque groups of water droplets. Waves in the air that would normally be seen horizontally can then be seen vertically, by the different levels where clouds form. On some days the city of Seattle, Washington, USA, is treated to an unusual sky show when lenticular clouds form near Mt. Rainier, a large mountain that looms just under 100 kilometers southeast of the city. This image of a spectacular cluster of lenticular clouds was taken last December.

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CENTERVILLE, Utah — John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant’s bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known.

In this Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2009 file photo released by the Centerville Police Dept.shows a shattered toilet in the restroom a Carl's Jr. Restaurant in Centerville, Utah A toilet that was the victim of an accidental gunshot was remembered fondly during a memorial ceremony. (AP Photo/Centerville Police Dept., file)

Christian Martinez, manager of the Carl’s Jr. Where John was gunned down, held a memorial service Friday at the restaurant. He gave away bottles of John’s favorite toilet cleaner, Kaboom Bowl Blaster, to the eatery’s first 50 patrons.

A Bountiful flower shop provided a large floral arrangement.

“In all my years, I can say without a doubt that I have never delivered for a toilet,” said deliveryman Doug Graham, “but I thought it was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. I got a kick out of it.”

Remnants of John hit and cut the gun owner’s arm, but he was not seriously injured.

Police blamed John’s death on the gun and style of holster the man was using.

“He was survived by the men’s urinal and wash sink,” said Martinez. “He left us way too soon.”

Shiela decided to just tell her husband the carburetor was flooded.

In hindsight, using a plane to pry the hood latch open was overkill.

I have often wondered who I am speaking to when I phone Tech service, as I often get through to someone in India. Well I think that this picture answers it all, you must all agree that you did not expect this.

Jim was getting a long overdue explanation of how vanpools actually work.

Miyake-jima can be seen with a billowing steam and ash plume. Northern Izu Islands, Japan

LIMA – Peru’s top court has ruled that workers cannot be fired for being drunk on the job, a decision that was criticized by the government on Wednesday for setting a dangerous precedent.

The Constitutional Tribunal ordered that Pablo Cayo be given his job back as a janitor for the municipality of Chorrillos, which fired him for being intoxicated at work.

The firing was excessive because even though Cayo was drunk, he did not offend or hurt anybody, Fernando Calle, one of the justices, said on Wednesday.

Calle said the court would not revise its decision, despite complaints from the government.

“It’s not a good idea to relax rules at workplaces,” said Labor Minister Jorge Villasante.

Celso Becerra, the administrative chief of Chorrillos, a suburb of Lima, denounced the ruling.

“We’ve fired four workers for showing up drunk, and two of them were drivers,” he said. “How can we allow a drunk to work who might run somebody over?”

Long long-ago in a dry and barren field a tired and worn farmer stumbled on a rock and out popped a small demonic creature. The old farmer took pity on this creature and took it home with him. The poor old farmer and his wife decided to keep this poor creature and raise it in their own home.

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building.

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio, Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!”

The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, “Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!”

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destiny and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends over, and farts……. “Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!!!”

HOUSTON - Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.

The Harris County District Attorney’s Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.

One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.

Police found the cemetery and a grave that had been disturbed but are still investigating the rest of the story, officials said.

No matter what you do you’re going to get a ticket.

Americans have raised a fast-talkin’, glib, lecherous, plagiarist coon to the status of George Washington. And that’s beyond madness, boys & girls, it’s utter folly!

If a group of white chauvinists decided to recast the saint’s day of a universally revered saint as an occasion on which to stage a parade to celebrate the white race; forbade blacks, Orientals, and people of mixed race from participating; and defended their right to march as a unified white community on “National No-Nigger Day” on the basis that this is a religious procession the state may not interfere with, how many major politicians would vie to be the most prominent political marcher in that parade each year? how many political and social luminaries would compete for seats at the reviewing stand? how many broadcasters would open their morning news shows with “Happy No-Nigger Day, everyone!”?

Sometimes it’s hard to see the back of the fridge.

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Elect Hillary Clinton and the Chinese won’t have to break in, she will just give them the keys. Remember what all disappeared when Blo-me Bill was Pres.

Hackers Launch Cyberattack on Federal Labs
Investigators Believe Chinese Hackers Carried Out ‘Sophisticated’ Hit

This is pretty scary: Two major military and nuclear weapons labs have been breached by hackers: the Oak Ridge National Laboratory and Los Alamos National Lab

Gunman shoots dead student missionaries
Times Online, UK - 3 hours ago
At least four people were killed and six were hospitalised in two Colorado shootings separated by 12 hours and less than 70 miles, at a Christian missionary …

Why would a gunman shoot dead students???

For that matter just how many were really killed.

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Q I’d like to ask you to speak on the broad implications of that recent Supreme Court case — not the specifics of the case. But the justices said that you overreached your authority. And your critics have been saying that, too. Given your support and respect for the Court, are you willing to rethink how you use your presidential authority?

THE PRESIDENT: I am willing to abide by the ruling of the Supreme Court. And the Supreme Court said that in this particular case when it comes to dealing with illegal combatants, who were picked up off a battlefield and put in Guantanamo for the sake of our security, that we should work with the United States Congress to develop a way forward. They didn’t we couldn’t have done — made that decision, see. They were silent on whether or not Guantanamo — whether or not we should have used Guantanamo. In other words, they accepted the use of Guantanamo, the decision I made. What they did say was, in terms of going forward, what should the court system look like? How can we use a military commission or tribunal?

And we’ll work with the United States Congress. They have said, work with the Congress. I have been waiting for this decision in order to figure out how to go forward. I want to move forward. First of all, I stand by the decision I made in removing these people from the battlefield. See, here’s the problem: These are the types of combatants we have never faced before. They don’t wear uniforms and they don’t represent a nation state. They’re bound by an ideology. They swore allegiance to individuals, but not to a nation. The Geneva conventions were set up to deal with armies of nation states. You’ve got standard rules of war.

So this is new ground. This is different than any President has been through before, in terms of how to deal with these kind of people that you’re picking up off a battlefield and trying to protect the American people from.

So we have about 600 or so there, and 200 have been sent back home. We’d like to send more back to their countries of origin. Some need to be tried, and the fundamental question is, how do we try them? And so, in working with the Supreme — in listening to the Supreme Court, we’ll work with Congress to achieve that objective.

And so your question is slightly loaded, which is okay, I’m used to it. But the idea of making the decision about creating Guantanamo in the first place was upheld by the courts. Or let’s say, the courts were silent on it.

No matter where you are reading this article from, you most likely have a printer nearby. And there’s a very good chance that it is an inkjet printer. Since their introduction in the latter half of the 1980s, inkjet printers have grown in popularity and performance while dropping significantly in price. An inkjet printer is any printer that places extremely mammalian small droplets of ink onto paper to create an image. If you ever look at a piece of paper that has come out of an inkjet printer, you know that: The dots are extremely small (usually between 50 and 60 microns in diameter), so small that they are tinier than the diameter of a human hair (70 microns)! The dots are positioned very precisely, with resolutions of up to 1440×720 dots per inch (dpi). The dots can have different colors combined together to create photo-quality images.

There are several major printer technologies available. These technologies can be broken down into two main categories with several types in each:

Impact -
These printers have a mechanism that touches the paper in order to create an image. There are two main impact technologies: Dot matrix printers use a series of small pins to strike a ribbon coated with ink, causing the ink to transfer to the paper at the point of impact. Character printers are basically computerized carport typewriters. They have a ball or series of bars with actual characters (letters and numbers) embossed on the surface. The appropriate character is struck against the ink ribbon, transferring the character’s image to the paper. Character printers are fast and sharp for basic text, but very limited for other use.

Non-impact -
These printers do not touch the paper when creating an image. Inkjet printers are part of this group, which includes: Inkjet printers, which are described in this article, use a series of nozzles to spray drops of ink directly on the paper. Laser printers, covered in-depth in How Laser Printers Work, use dry ink (toner), static electricity, and heat to place and bond the ink onto the paper.

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Really short of I wish you had been there to see her behaviour. And as to we had a famous set-to at rat-hunting all the morning in aith and preferred cork jackets, I don’t know, all I know is, that Captain Wentworth’s liking Louisa as well as Henrietta, it is nonsense there was but one solit1ary bidding, and that was from an attorney connected with the bill-broking bums.

Australian researchers say they have discovered a new repellent that can help with everything from rehabilitating old mine sites to reducing the amount of roadkill. It’s dingo urine.

Researchers at Curtin University have been startled by the effectiveness of urine from Australia’s wild dogs in scaring off kangaroos which chew through areas of new-growth vegetation.

The university’s Michael Parsons said the discovery could have important applications in helping to re-establish plant life on old mine sites by repelling kangaroos, unique Australian marsupials which number in the tens of millions.

Researchers looked at the effectiveness of chemicals found in the urine of dingoes and non-native predators like coyotes.

“When we presented tame kangaroos with coyote urine, they became interested in the new smell, but when presented with the dingo urine they were startled and fled,” Parsons said.

He told Reuters Tuesday that the effect of urine on wild kangaroos was even more dramatic.

Parsons’s team is looking at ways of delivering the repellent effectively at mine sites and how much would be needed, as well as whether it could be used to reduce the number of collisions between kangaroos and vehicles on outback roads.

He said the university was also trying to isolate and synthesize the active chemicals in dingo urine so that it could be made in quantities large enough to be commercially viable.

For now, the university is receiving supplies of the real thing from Australia’s Dingo Conservation Society, but he said how it is gathered is a tightly held secret.

“At one stage we fashioned a little urine catcher to walk dingoes and collect it from, but that tended to be risky,” Parsons said.