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Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
— The Los Angeles Times
Light’ meals are lower in fat, calories
– Huntington Herald-Dispatch
Alcohol ads promote drinking
– The Hartford Courant
Infertility unlikely to be passed on
— Montgomery Advertiser
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
— Cornell Daily Sun
Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
— The New York Times
Malls try to attract shoppers
– The Baltimore Sun
Official: Only rain will cure drought
– The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts
Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
– Newsday
Man shoots neighbor with machete
– The Miami Herald
Economist uses theory to explain economy
– Collinsville Herald-Journal
Bible church’s focus is the Bible
– Saint Augustine Record, Florida
Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
– Journal of Commerce
Lack of brains hinders research
– The Columbus Dispatch