Two Muslim families
Two Muslim families move into the United States from Afghanistan.
Upon arrival in Jersey City they make a bet as to which family will become more American in one year.
A year later they meet to compare experiences to see which family won.
The first Muslim said: “Yesterday my son went to a baseball game, my wife bought a nice dress at K-Mart and I just finished a hamburger from McDonald’s.”
The second said: “Shut the f**k up, Towelhead!”