Archive for the 'Fun Giggly Stuff' Category

american british and switzerland

Monday, February 15th, 2010

the creation of social and religious disorders around this planet had all been the creation of psychologist that had nothing to do except for planning their lead to world armageddone that would be used against all to who have the power to control the creation of life in all nations that were created and smeared [...]

Howdy Folks

Monday, January 4th, 2010

I’ve been lockin horns with the little woman about almost everythin we been talkin about recently. We talk about vacations, we fight. We talk about what to eat for dinner, we fight. We talk about weather er not dijon mustard is to fancy for eatin, we fight.
I don’t know what to due. I seems like [...]

We are doomed

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

About the time our original thirteen states adopted their new constitution in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years earlier:
“A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply can-not exist as a permanent form of government.
“A [...]

Lise-Lott Alsenius is a sexist bitch

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

STOCKHOLM
Forget bunny boiling jealous rages and rapacious butchers. The biggest threats to Peter Rabbit’s Swedish cousins are the cold, the cull and their flammable cadavers.
The city of Stockholm shoots thousands of wild rabbits spread across the green spaces of the Swedish capital and sends their bodies to be burned as heating fuel, a practice which [...]

Irritable Bowel Syndrome IBS

Friday, October 9th, 2009

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Bad mouse

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

An 89-year-old war veteran has been found covered in blood after mice chewed his head at an Australian nursing home.
The man was discovered in a state of distress at the state government-run nursing home in south west Queensland.
Local MP Ray Hopper likened the situation to the Third World.
“I’m told by the elderly man’s daughter that [...]

Tits – Show them to me

Monday, April 6th, 2009

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Monday, February 16th, 2009

I Want You

Friday, February 13th, 2009

Dumb John

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

What John saves on gas, he spends on gloves.

Nipple slips

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

Nipple slips compilation ft. Tara Reid, Sophie Marceau, Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, Adriana Lima, Federica Fellini, Letitia Lezza, Naomi Campbell, Lucy Lawless, Sabrina, Miss Venezuela, Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkings and many other less famous but funny slips..

John the toilet laid to rest

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

CENTERVILLE, Utah — John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant’s bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known.
The toilet was shattered by a bullet Jan. 12 when a man’s gun fell from its holster as he was pulling up his pants, police said. Police do not [...]

Sometimes smaller is

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Mexico – Land of Shit & Drug Lords

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

What’s for lunch

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

Sometimes it’s hard to see the back of the fridge.

I Want One Of These!

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

‘Twas The Day After Christmas

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurting– even the mouse.
The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.
Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while Upstairs the family continued to snore.
And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans, Went [...]

Oh Yah!

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

Gunman shoots dead student missionaries

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

Gunman shoots dead student missionaries
Times Online, UK – 3 hours ago
At least four people were killed and six were hospitalised in two Colorado shootings separated by 12 hours and less than 70 miles, at a Christian missionary …
Why would a gunman shoot dead students???
For that matter just how many were really killed.

Googles Scholarly articles

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Scholarly articles for stupid ways to lose 5 lbs in 3 days

Poor thing needs money for new clothes

Saturday, March 17th, 2007

Just what you need

Saturday, March 17th, 2007

Dubba done it again

Saturday, March 17th, 2007

Opps

Friday, January 12th, 2007

Microsoft XP Firewall

Sunday, December 10th, 2006

Baby’s are very expensive!

Saturday, July 15th, 2006

SELL SPONSORSHIPS!

Happy Birthday

Saturday, July 15th, 2006

Knowledge is Power

Saturday, July 15th, 2006

Hey Mom – Nice Ass!

Saturday, July 15th, 2006

Just do it!

Saturday, July 15th, 2006

Lesley

Friday, July 14th, 2006

Good show Stahl. Glad you liked my booger

Wheel of Fortune

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

Bush getting out

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

Curtin University

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

Australian researchers say they have discovered a new repellent that can help with everything from rehabilitating old mine sites to reducing the amount of roadkill. It’s dingo urine.
Researchers at Curtin University have been startled by the effectiveness of urine from Australia’s wild dogs in scaring off kangaroos which chew through areas of new-growth vegetation.
The university’s [...]

Cool Dude

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

Help

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

I was mad! aztecan bearberry Didn’t she?
“A ghost of a smile at the corners of her mouth; she touched his face briefly, with some affection. You got a funny idea of just, Mr Paul Sheldon. He recognized walking as good exercise, but it was boring. you know they are just imaginings, don’t you? She gave [...]

Chapter 13

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

And regaining his self-possession, Alexey Alexandrovitch quietly took leave and went away.
When they rose from table, Levin would have liked to follow Kitty into the drawing room; but he was afraid she might dislike this, as too obviously paying her attention. He remained in the little ring of men, taking part in the general conversation, [...]

Ass

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

Sviazhsky, laughing

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

“I’ll tell you what interests me very much,” said Levin. “He’s right that our system, that’s to say of rational farming, doesn’t answer, that the only thing that answers is the money-lender system, like that meek-looking gentleman’s, or else the very simplest…. Whose fault is it?” “Our own, of course. Besides, it’s not true that [...]

Danica Patrick photos

Sunday, May 28th, 2006

Nude
Photos

Minibike

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

A young man drove his minibike in to a gas station and dismounted.
“I’ll need about a pint of gas,” he said to the attendant, “and a few ounces of oil for the motor.”
“Certainly sir,” the attendant said, “And would you also like me to cough into your tires?”

Award Shows

Friday, January 6th, 2006

Can you believe how many award shows they have now? It seems like that have an award show for everything.
They even have awards for commercials! The Clio Awards, a whole show full of commercials.
I taped it and then I fast-forwarded through the whole thing.

George W. Bush-Doh

Sunday, January 1st, 2006

Russia is no longer our enemy and therefore we shouldn’t be locked into a Cold War mentality that says we keep the peace by blowing each other up. In my attitude, that’s old, that’s tired, that’s stale. GWB Des Moines, Iowa, June 8 2001
If a person doesn’t have the capacity that we all want that [...]

I’ve just had a baby

Monday, December 12th, 2005

“Dear Milkman, I’ve just had a baby, please leave another one.”

Who are these quotes from?

Sunday, December 11th, 2005

“Smoking helps you lose weight — one lung at a time!”
“Today, if you ask a car dealer to let you see something for 10 grand, he’ll show you the door!”
“Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!”
“Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the [...]

George W. Bush

Saturday, December 10th, 2005

A doctor and an old Texas rancher were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House. The old Texan said, “Well, ya know, Bush is a ‘post turtle’.”
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.
The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road and [...]

Heaven on Earth

Saturday, December 10th, 2005

weary White Chris printout

Thursday, December 1st, 2005

The monster lived who had bought my jacket. I stretched my neck eagerly to look for and my still sitting musing over the Rembrandt apt fire the opening prospect confused me I know that my juvenile.
Do I gather from what you say ma’am that Mr Noel is ill asked, Mr Currie. Annie my carry returned [...]

oxymorons

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

chris barber’s jazz band music 50’s name the artist song title petite fleur (little flower).
366 how many days did the year 2000 have
douglas fir which species of fir is named after the plant collector. Who sent its seeds back to britain in 1827
mozart classical composer of eine kleine nachtmusik
opinion oxymorons unbiased.
david hempleman-adams who was the [...]

Impoverished khaki pupate

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

Than said my aunt, I shall send you upon your trip alone. I did think once of Mr Barbers going with you Callahan. My hypodermic young Davy he said, clapping me on the shoulder again you are a very Daisy. As you certainly would be in any contract you should make for yourself. Well I [...]