Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if the [...]
In the days of the wild west, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn’t yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong. Sitting in a saloon [...]
Two old men, Bill and Sam, have been friends all their lives. Now Sam is dying and Bill comes to visit him every day.”Sam,” says Bill one evening, “You know we’ve both loved baseball all our lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many years. You have to do me one [...]
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I [...]
This guy was really lonely and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy something unusual.After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He [...]
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CENTERVILLE, Utah — John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant’s bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known. The toilet was shattered by a bullet Jan. 12 when a man’s gun fell from its holster as he was pulling up his pants, police said. Police do [...]
Sometimes it’s hard to see the back of the fridge.
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurting– even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while Upstairs the family continued to snore. And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks [...]
Written by Danny Dutton, age 8, from Chula Vista, California, for his third grade homework assignment to “Explain God.” “One of God’s main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn’t make grown-ups, just babies. [...]
Gunman shoots dead student missionaries Times Online, UK – 3 hours ago At least four people were killed and six were hospitalised in two Colorado shootings separated by 12 hours and less than 70 miles, at a Christian missionary … Why would a gunman shoot dead students??? For that matter just how many were really [...]
~ Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out, and live in it for six months. ~ Run all the pipes and wires in your house exposed on the walls. ~ Repaint your entire house every month. ~ Renovate your bathroom. Build a wall across the middle of the bathtub and move the [...]
We had our ten-year-old daughter late in life, long after our two boys were born. She is the joy of my husband’s life, but he is self-conscious about being an older father. He likes to jokingly tell people that by the time she graduates from high school, he’ll be in a nursing home. One day [...]
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty. 3. Toys multiply to fill any space available. 4. The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it. 5. Yours [...]
*A Woman’s Conversation About a Haircut:* Oh! That’s so cute! Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking? Oh no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. [...]
Bill was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, Bill again contacted the phone company and told them there was no longer a rush. The phone was now working [...]