Archive for the 'Giggly Stuff' Category

Who are these quotes from?

Friday, March 16th, 2007

“Smoking helps you lose weight — one lung at a time!” “Today, if you ask a car dealer to let you see something for 10 grand, he’ll show you the door!” “Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!” “Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, [...]

Cambodian Midget Fighting League

Friday, March 16th, 2007

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets. Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kampong Chhnang. [...]

Live Booger Testimonial

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

When asked in the recent 60 Minutes interview how Booger worked for her CBS News correspondent Lesley Stahl said she had no after effects – no funny taste in her mouth, no queasy stomach, and no racing heart. She also wasn’t hungry all day, even when she’d normally have a pang around mealtime. She also [...]

ATTENTION CUSTOMERS:(BOOGER SCAM)

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

Please check the labels of “pure” booger products before buying. Almost all “pure” booger products are padded with fillers (up to 40%). Be on the lookout for fillers such as cellulose, silica, phosphates, magnesium and stearic acid appearing as “Other ingredients”. To be sure it’s 100% pure, look for a label that says, Other Ingredients: [...]

Willie Beal

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

That would not do at all. Chloroplatinate backwater? Bullshit, Paul said, knowing she would hurt him for it but not caring. I won’t need them much longer this winter, though see how it’s melting on its own? From the barn, her voice: “Sooo-ey, pig-pig-pig”! It was a state cop. Her shadow falling over him. In [...]

Truth About Boogers

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

The truth about food after 40 is that it is required for maintenance only. We really don’t need to eat that much to keep healthy, trim and fit. The problem is we live in a culture that forces food at us. Here in America the tendency is to snack all day. For many of us [...]

Best love dr@gs

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

Sex became stressful due to your inability to perform at the level??? It is a condition that goes all the way back to the European negotiations when they broke down. So, I would hope that Iran would take the opportunity to think about it. A way out of this impasse. Andrea Mitchell: Is this the [...]

Who knows?

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

These things are quite improbable, to be sure; but are they impossible? Our big world rolls over as smoothly as it did centuries ago, without a squeak to show it needs oiling after all these years of revolution. But times change because men change, and because civilization, like John Brown’s soul, goes ever marching on.

Recent News

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

Starting immediately the company will undertake CEO interviews, radio spots (which will be recorded and published on the company website), publication placements, introductions to small cap institutional investors and funds all in an effort to optimize market awareness and keep our shareholder well informed.

His head burned with fire.

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

Now I wonder what has happened? he said to himself. At any rate I am not yet one of the fallen heroes; but I suppose there is still time enough for that! He sat up painfully. Looking into the valley he could see no living goblins. After a while as his head cleared a little, [...]

New password needed!

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

Count of Monte Cristo, I think, or maybe it was The Prisoner of Zenda. deregulatory birgit Why not invite him in and show him your African bird? At the same time the temperature plummeted from sixty degrees down to twenty-five. You don’t mind, do you? And they do wonders with prosthetics these days. His left [...]

for the spambots

Saturday, June 17th, 2006

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