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Monday, January 9th, 2012
Do you remember when you had to take with you road maps inside your car to determine how to get places in the past before the the web? You could have even had to stop in a service station and ask someone for directions in the event you got lost or you would have to [...]
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Monday, January 9th, 2012
A really irritating and hard problem would definitely be toenail fungus, or onychomycosis. You may be asking yourself what you’re able to do regarding it if you are confronted with this issue, which is a perfectly understandable thing to be wondering. In regards to toenail fungus, there are many different solutions. You need to certainly [...]
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Monday, January 9th, 2012
The internet has many different advantages as everyone knows. There is plenty of information and facts out there available to you, and that’s a positive thing. One of the finest advantages that the internet offers, though, is shopping. With the web, whether you are looking for clothes or contact lenses or ink cartridges, it is [...]
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Monday, January 9th, 2012
If you’d like to do well, it really is important to look professional and clean. This can be applied to all facets of life. For example, in business, you’re more likely to be successful should you appear successful. You are more prone to land that terrific job if you go into the interview looking fashionable. [...]
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Wednesday, December 28th, 2011
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Saturday, May 15th, 2010
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 50′s, 60′s and 70′s! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored [...]
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Saturday, May 2nd, 2009
Two Muslim families move into the United States from Afghanistan. Upon arrival in Jersey City they make a bet as to which family will become more American in one year. A year later they meet to compare experiences to see which family won. The first Muslim said: “Yesterday my son went to a baseball game, [...]
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Friday, March 27th, 2009
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, ‘My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs — and I was in the wrong one. [...]
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Thursday, February 19th, 2009
After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug [...]
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Friday, January 30th, 2009
Be careful of women who love you just the way you are — it’s a sure sign they settle too easily.
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Friday, January 2nd, 2009
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. The priest says he must ask his superiors and eventually the pope will need to be consulted. The [...]
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Thursday, October 2nd, 2008
A Mexican, an Arab, and a Redneck are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’ [...]
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Wednesday, April 16th, 2008
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it, don’t waste them away on exercise. Everything wears out eventually, speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your [...]
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Saturday, April 12th, 2008
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill “He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” – Abraham Lincoln “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” – Moses Hadas “A [...]
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Friday, March 21st, 2008
~ The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5′ 10″, with wavy hair weighing about 150 pounds. ~ The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at the residence of Mr. Hannon, who died June 19 to accommodate his relatives. ~ Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is very proud [...]
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Tuesday, February 5th, 2008
1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) 2. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) 3. On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and that [...]
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Tuesday, February 5th, 2008
Because my mother had a habit of losing her cordless phone, I bought her a phone with a clip on it so she could attach it directly to her belt. A few days later, I walked into my mother’s home and found her standing in the middle of the living room, halfway dressed. That didn’t [...]
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Saturday, February 2nd, 2008
A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. “Hello,” said the little boy. “Hi,” replied the little girl. “Where are you going?” asked the little boy. “I’ve been to church this morning [...]
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Friday, February 1st, 2008
A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the results. Some time later an orderly appeared and handed the man a large pill. Just then a mother with a small child in need of immediate attention entered. After the orderly disappeared with the new patient, the [...]
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Thursday, January 31st, 2008
“I am a fan of the social policies that you find in Europe.” – Hillary to Rep. Dennis Hastert in 1993 “We just can’t trust the American people to make these types of choices…. Government has to make those choices for people.” – Hillary to a friend before starting law school “We are at a [...]
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