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Explanation: Are those UFOs near that mountain? No — they are multilayered lenticular clouds. Moist air forced to flow upward around mountain tops can create lenticular clouds. Water droplets condense from moist air cooled below the dew point, and clouds are opaque groups of water droplets. Waves in the air that would normally be seen [...]

Shiela decided to just tell her husband the carburetor was flooded.

In hindsight, using a plane to pry the hood latch open was overkill.

I have often wondered who I am speaking to when I phone Tech service, as I often get through to someone in India. Well I think that this picture answers it all, you must all agree that you did not expect this.

Jim was getting a long overdue explanation of how vanpools actually work.

LIMA – Peru’s top court has ruled that workers cannot be fired for being drunk on the job, a decision that was criticized by the government on Wednesday for setting a dangerous precedent. The Constitutional Tribunal ordered that Pablo Cayo be given his job back as a janitor for the municipality of Chorrillos, which fired [...]

Long long-ago in a dry and barren field a tired and worn farmer stumbled on a rock and out popped a small demonic creature. The old farmer took pity on this creature and took it home with him. The poor old farmer and his wife decided to keep this poor creature and raise it in [...]

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio, Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!” The next young and beautiful woman gets on the [...]

HOUSTON – Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong. The Harris County District Attorney’s Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case. One of the men allegedly told police they [...]

No matter what you do you’re going to get a ticket.

Americans have raised a fast-talkin’, glib, lecherous, plagiarist coon to the status of George Washington. And that’s beyond madness, boys & girls, it’s utter folly! If a group of white chauvinists decided to recast the saint’s day of a universally revered saint as an occasion on which to stage a parade to celebrate the white [...]

A man is driving down the road and he sees a nigger family carrying furniture and dishes into an outhouse. He just shakes his head and keeps driving. The next day he sees them attaching a satellite dish to the roof of the outhouse. He just shakes his head and keeps driving. The next day [...]

Two white convicts escape from their prison, only to find that a nigger has followed them out and is running along with them. The three of them see a few tree in the distance and they each climb up one to avoid the bloodhounds that are tracking them. When the police and dogs get to [...]

Elect Hillary Clinton and the Chinese won’t have to break in, she will just give them the keys. Remember what all disappeared when Blo-me Bill was Pres. Hackers Launch Cyberattack on Federal Labs Investigators Believe Chinese Hackers Carried Out ‘Sophisticated’ Hit This is pretty scary: Two major military and nuclear weapons labs have been breached [...]

The following senators voted against making English the official language of America: Akaka (D-HI) Bayh (D-IN) Biden (D-DE) Bingaman (D-NM) Boxer (D-CA) Cantwell (D-WA) Clinton (D-NY) Dayton (D-MN) Dodd (D-CT) Domenici (R-NM) Durbin (D-IL) Feingold (D-WI) Feinstein (D-CA) Harkin (D-IA) Inouye (D-HI) Jeffords (I-VT) Kennedy (D-MA) Kerry (D-MA) Kohl (D-WI) Lautenberg (D-NJ) Leahy (D-VT) Levin [...]

Why do the Muslims hate us and everyone else so much? Doesn’t their God teach them to love? Apparently not! Can a good Muslim be a good American? I sent that question to a friend who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 years. The following is his reply: Theologically – no. Because his allegiance is [...]

1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County (L.A. County has 10 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most [...]

Islamisgrowing wrote: A Contrast Between Mohammed and Jesus Christ Mohammed was the prophet of war; Christ is the Prince of Peace (Isaiah 9:6-7). Mohammed’s disciples killed for the faith; Christ’s disciples were killed for their faith (Acts 12:2; 2 Tim.4:7). Mohammed promoted persecution against the “infidels”; Christ forgave and converted the chief persecutor (1 Tim. [...]

This is from a retired former teacher whose wife is a teacher in the Riverside,CA area, and has been for many, many years. As you all listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration there are some things that you should be aware of. As most of you know my wife is [...]

Family Policy Network of California » CA Senate Bill 1437 Would Trample Christian Convictions of Students CA Senate Bill 1437 Would Trample Christian Convictions of Students Pro-Family Leader Calls California’s Pro-Homosexual Textbook Bill ‘Outrageous’ By Jenni Parker – April 6, 2006 (AgapePress) – A pro-homosexual bill that pro-family forces are describing as one of the [...]

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants, thus is the purpose of manure. -Thomas Jefferson “illegal aliens shouldn’t be deported; they should be deep-fried.” – Former INS Commissioner Harold Ezell

Mexicans Given Free Ride To Work While Americans Have To ‘Jump Through Hoops’ To Work In Mexico American worker in Mexico says the Mexican authorities keep close tabs on foreign workers, forcing bribes, taking fingerprints and checking bank accounts. By Greg Szymanski According to a director for Southwest Bell Telephone, the Mexican government makes American [...]

If Arnold Schwarzenegger had migrated to Mexico instead of the United States, he couldn’t be a governor. If Argentina native Sergio Villanueva, firefighter hero of the Sept. 11 attacks, had moved to Tecate instead of New York, he wouldn’t have been allowed on the force.Even as Mexico presses the United States to grant unrestricted citizenship [...]

Stormfront first went online as a dial-up bulletin board in 1990 and has been on the Web since March 1995, becoming the first White Nationalist website. We think it’s time for a design makeover. We are currently testing new software which will fully integrate the entire Stormfront website with our popular discussion board and add [...]

The message below, a letter from Robert Redford urging concerned Americans to protest President Bush’s plan to open the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to massive oil development, was sent to you by Lexine Kerchenfaut from http://www.nrdcactionfund.org/ Dear Friend, No one voted on Election Day to destroy the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. But President Bush is [...]

“Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one” ~ Thomas Jefferson