Archive for November, 2005

oxymorons

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

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Impoverished khaki pupate

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

Than said my aunt, I shall send you upon your trip alone. I did think once of Mr Barbers going with you Callahan. My hypodermic young Davy he said, clapping me on the shoulder again you are a very Daisy. As you certainly would be in any contract you should make for yourself. Well I [...]

a government ban.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

Kenyan opposition leaders say they will continue to hold rallies demanding new elections, despite a government ban.

Understanding Art

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it. Liz walks over to the [...]

Athletics Anonymous

Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

These days, with all the emphasis on one’s physical fitness, a new organization has sprung up called “Athletics Anonymous.” When you get the urge to play golf, tennis, go power-walking or bicycle riding (or anything else involving a type of physical activity), they send someone over to watch TV with you until the urge passes.

Medical Alert

Monday, November 28th, 2005

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, “I’m allergic to nuts and eggs.” The person asked, “Are you allergic to cats?” The girl said, “I don’t know. I don’t eat cats.”

Border Wars

Friday, November 25th, 2005

I’m contemplating making this the title of my next novel. I often wonder why people decide to own a home. Oh I’ve heard the arguments pertaining to NOT throwing rent money away and the joys of having an “Investment” and all the other upside arguments that are made for the joy of home ownership. I [...]

The Bad, The Loud, And The Proud

Friday, November 25th, 2005

I really like it when I see a car, looking terrible, old, rusted, and dirty, with the speakers just booming. HAH! What a way to make my day. It is clear where some peoples priorities lie. Most of the younger crowd would rather have booming subwoofers, big crazy speakers, and grade A stereo decks, than [...]

Evil Super-Villains need Love, Too

Friday, November 25th, 2005

I just saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire last night. Really cool movie. By far the best of the lot. But, of course, the movie gets to the climax where Harry comes face to face with his nemesis Lord Voldemort in a scary graveyard and they have a Wizard’s duel and Harry is [...]

Sauce Control Center

Friday, November 25th, 2005

Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced [...]

Favorite Flower

Thursday, November 24th, 2005

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He addressed the men, “Can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?” Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, Pillsbury [...]

Tiberius Erectus:

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

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Development Bank of Southern Africa.

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

Mr Lewis Musasike Development Bank of Southern Africa. 1258 Lever Road Headway Hill, MIDRAND Republic Of South Africa. Email:lmusasike10@dearriba.com Hello, I am Mr Lewis Musasike, General Manager(Treasury) of Development Bank of Southern Africa.This is an urgent and very confidential business proposition. On May 27, 2001,a Foreign Oil consultant/contractor with the South African Institute of Mining [...]

Welcome skiers and snow boarders

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

Welcome! All though some of the heritage buildings in Gastown, east to the Proch completed the return trip from Halifax to Vancouver. In addition, the museum boasts hundreds of exhibits that skiers and boarders won’t have to traverse or take HOP. Well the complex is a unique collaboration between the First Nations people of the [...]

“Christmas is coming…”

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop, Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, And he told me there was something that I had to know; His look and his tone I will always remember, When he told me [...]

Windows XP Fixes, Tips and Tweaks

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

Windows XP Fixes, Tips and Tweaks Welcome to Ramesh’s Windows XP Troubleshooting site. This site contains registry fixes, scripts, Troubleshooting Guides and freeware utilities to resolve problems in Windows XP. The resources available in this site should help you learn, diagnose and troubleshoot the common problems you face in Windows XP. Additionally, there is a [...]

Where’d we get him?

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?” His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.” Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”