I had put in an 18-hour day at work and was upset to find my four-year-old Zack asleep in bed with my husband when I got home. Zack squirms so much it is impossible to get a decent night’s sleep when he is with us. Exhausted, I collapsed into his bed instead, where I slept [...]
Every day and night, with the condor in flight, with all your friends in tow, you search for the Cities of Gold. One for all and all for one, can sound pretty corny. Ulysses – always fighting all the evil forces bringing peace and justice to all. Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! [...]
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of [...]
The Middle East Explanation by Tom Attea A child ran into an ice-cream shop in The Middle East with tears streaming down his cheeks. “What’s wrong,” the shopkeeper asked. “The ice cream I just bought from you is melting!” the child wailed, holding up the evidence. Sure enough, the delectable treat was dripping down the [...]