Archive for March, 2008

Dangling Participle Alert!

Friday, March 21st, 2008

~ The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5′ 10″, with wavy hair weighing about 150 pounds.
~ The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at the residence of Mr. Hannon, who died June 19 to accommodate his relatives.
~ Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is very proud that she [...]

Ya just can’t win

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

No matter what you do you’re going to get a ticket.

Short is nice – on girls

Friday, March 7th, 2008