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Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it, don’t waste them away on exercise. Everything wears out eventually, speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car [...]

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
- Winston Churchill
“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.”
- Abraham Lincoln
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.”
- Moses Hadas
“A modest little person, with much to [...]