Archive for May, 2008

A totally bazaar life

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

Long long-ago in a dry and barren field a tired and worn farmer stumbled on a rock and out popped a small demonic creature. The old farmer took pity on this creature and took it home with him. The poor old farmer and his wife decided to keep this poor creature and raise it in [...]

Broccoli

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio, Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!” The next young and beautiful woman gets on the [...]

How much did the smoke before

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

HOUSTON – Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong. The Harris County District Attorney’s Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case. One of the men allegedly told police they [...]