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Two Muslim families move into the United States from Afghanistan.
Upon arrival in Jersey City they make a bet as to which family will become more American in one year.
A year later they meet to compare experiences to see which family won.
The first Muslim said: “Yesterday my son went to a baseball game, my wife bought [...]

An 89-year-old war veteran has been found covered in blood after mice chewed his head at an Australian nursing home.
The man was discovered in a state of distress at the state government-run nursing home in south west Queensland.
Local MP Ray Hopper likened the situation to the Third World.
“I’m told by the elderly man’s daughter that [...]