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Two Muslim families move into the United States from Afghanistan. Upon arrival in Jersey City they make a bet as to which family will become more American in one year. A year later they meet to compare experiences to see which family won. The first Muslim said: “Yesterday my son went to a baseball game, [...]

An 89-year-old war veteran has been found covered in blood after mice chewed his head at an Australian nursing home. The man was discovered in a state of distress at the state government-run nursing home in south west Queensland. Local MP Ray Hopper likened the situation to the Third World. “I’m told by the elderly [...]