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		<title>Death by TOILET BRUSH</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A YOUNG mum died after a series of blunders by doctors who failed to spot a six-inch long TOILET BRUSH HANDLE embedded in her buttock, an inquest was told today. Cindy Corton, 35, was left with the bizarre injury after a drunken fall in a friend&#8217;s bathroom in 2005 but &#8220;serious errors&#8221; by doctors then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Progress is not good</title>
		<description><![CDATA[TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the  50&#8242;s, 60&#8242;s and 70&#8242;s! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn&#8217;t get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Differences between men and women</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2. EATING OUT When the women get their bill, out come [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://oboogers.com/archives/637</link>
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		<title>Posthumous Interest</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February &#038; March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees &#038; interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now it&#8217;s somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank: Family Member: &#8220;I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://oboogers.com/archives/635</link>
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		<title>american british and switzerland</title>
		<description><![CDATA[the creation of social and religious disorders around this planet had all been the creation of psychologist that had nothing to do except for planning their lead to world armageddone that would be used against all to who have the power to control the creation of life in all nations that were created and smeared [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://oboogers.com/archives/630</link>
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		<title>American soldier</title>
		<description><![CDATA[During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was finally given a week of R&#38;R. He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://oboogers.com/archives/628</link>
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		<title>Howdy Folks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been lockin horns with the little woman about almost everythin we been talkin about recently. We talk about vacations, we fight. We talk about what to eat for dinner, we fight. We talk about weather er not dijon mustard is to fancy for eatin, we fight. I don&#8217;t know what to due. I seems [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We are doomed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[About the time our original thirteen states adopted their new constitution in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years earlier: &#8220;A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply can-not exist as a permanent form of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://oboogers.com/archives/618</link>
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		<title>Lise-Lott Alsenius is a sexist bitch</title>
		<description><![CDATA[STOCKHOLM Forget bunny boiling jealous rages and rapacious butchers. The biggest threats to Peter Rabbit&#8217;s Swedish cousins are the cold, the cull and their flammable cadavers. The city of Stockholm shoots thousands of wild rabbits spread across the green spaces of the Swedish capital and sends their bodies to be burned as heating fuel, a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://oboogers.com/archives/612</link>
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		<title>Irritable Bowel Syndrome IBS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[FDA Notice of Disclaimer The statements and products shown on this website have not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Those seeking treatment for a specific disease should consult a qualified integrative physician prior to using our products if [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://oboogers.com/archives/603</link>
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		<title>Tungurahua volcano, Ecuador</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Elevation: 16,475 ft. (5023 m) Tungurahua is an active stratovolcano also known as the &#8220;The Black Giant.&#8221; It has a 600 ft. (183 m) wide crater. Most of the volcano is covered by snow. Its causes many tremors in the nearby city of Banos. Tungurahua&#8217;s lava is mostly composed of basalts. Tungurahua has had at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://oboogers.com/archives/105</link>
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		<title>Two Muslim families</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two Muslim families move into the United States from Afghanistan. Upon arrival in Jersey City they make a bet as to which family will become more American in one year. A year later they meet to compare experiences to see which family won. The first Muslim said: &#8220;Yesterday my son went to a baseball game, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://oboogers.com/archives/602</link>
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		<title>Bad mouse</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An 89-year-old war veteran has been found covered in blood after mice chewed his head at an Australian nursing home. The man was discovered in a state of distress at the state government-run nursing home in south west Queensland. Local MP Ray Hopper likened the situation to the Third World. “I’m told by the elderly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man causing real stink</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WACO, Texas – A man was stabbed after causing a stink — literally — in a motel room while eating with a friend, police said. Five men from the Houston area were sharing a Waco motel room Tuesday night, and two were inside the room eating when one had a flatulence problem, Waco police Officer [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://oboogers.com/archives/601</link>
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		<title>Tits &#8211; Show them to me</title>
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		<title>EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. A man comes into the ER and yells, &#8216;My wife&#8217;s going to have her baby in the cab!&#8217; I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady&#8217;s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs &#8212; and I was in the wrong one. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://oboogers.com/archives/350</link>
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		<title>Ancient Communication</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://oboogers.com/archives/349</link>
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		<title>The Lion Sleeps Tonight</title>
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		<title>I Want You</title>
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		<title>Dumb John</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What John saves on gas, he spends on gloves.]]></description>
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