Kid Comments

* A kindergarten teacher asked, “What is the shape of the earth?”
One lil’ girl spoke up: “According to my Daddy — terrible!”

* Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil’ tyke piped up,= “Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!”

* Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play. One said, “Let’s play doctor.”
“Good idea.” said the other. “You operate, and I’ll sue.”

* I guess you can get too health conscious… The wife and I don’t have a lot of “junk food” in the house. Upon eating a snack of some munchies or other my Grandson asked what vitamins they had in them. I told him I doubted there were any at all. He replied wide-eyed, “You mean these are just for fun?”

Comments are closed.