To make carbons and add more names to the memo.
Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency’s copywriters.
Parts not interchangeable with existing models.
That which you cannot repair yourself.
The trails left by interoffice memos.
To fill in the background with so many details that the foreground goes underground.
A place where conversation is substituted for the loneliness of thought and the dreariness of labor.
No time to photocopy for the whole office.
Someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is and then walks away with the watch.
Forwarded For Your Consideration:
You hold the bag for a while.
Found yesterday, interested?
Nobody can find him/her.
Let’s Get Together On This:
I’m assuming you’re as confused as I.
Note & Initial:
I’m not taking the fall for this myself.
We can hide behind this.
Please See Me:
Come down to my office. I’m lonely.
It may be stupid but the boss wants it.
We Are Taking A Survey:
We need more time to think of an answer or we can’t find anyone willing to be responsible for this.
Will Advise In Due Course:
If we figure it out, we’ll let you know.